Oh, Chuck...
"I've developed a new philosophy . . . I only dread one day at a time."-----------------Charlie Brown
I'm not sure if anyone cares that I stole the above image, but I'm pretty sure it falls under the "fair use" rule. Meh.
I am so glad this week is almost over. I have to pick Mary up from the airport tomorrow. She's been in Mexico all week, where it's 85°F all day. It figures that the day she left we got what they are calling "The Blizzard of 2005" (and I consider it extremely bad luck that they are calling it that. Now we'll probably get several more blizzards.) It's also been the coldest week of the winter so far, so I'm even more jealous that she's in a warm place.
I really miss her, even though it's only been a few days. We broke up several months ago, but we've remained good friends. Since I moved so far to be close to her, I don't have very many friends around here (I do have a couple of friends though, so I'm not a total loser). Here is where I might have started to whine about how I'm still in love with her, but I actually feel like I'm getting over her. Of course, if she were to change her mind...
At any rate, I need to start meeting new people around here. I'm not into the bar scene, so I don't know what to do. Maybe I'll become a born again Christian so I can meet people through church groups. They might have a problem with my worshipping Satan, however. Is it okay to worship both God and Satan? I figure I could hedge my bets that way so I'd be welcomed with open arms in whatever kingdom I end up in when I die.
On second thought, Christians are too screwy for me. Ha! Just kidding. Some of my best friends are Christian. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to offend an entire group of people. I'm fairly agnostic in that I don't feel qualified to say if there is or isn't a God. I mean, who am I to say? It's sort of an unknown unknown, as Donald Rumsfeld might say. For those of you who aren't familiar with the Rumsfeldism I'm referring to, here 'tis:
"As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know."
—Donald Rumsfeld at a Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing
Okay, that's it for now. I just had to re-type this entire post. I had finished, then I highlighted it to copy it before attempting to publish it, and all of a sudden I lost everything. Very annoying.
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