A Story You May Have Missed
It's Sunday night and I'm off to bed soon, as I have to get up to begin what I hope will be my last week at this goddamn temp job. Hopefully I'll get the call that I expected on Friday and I can finally relax about the job hunt thing. But I don't want to dwell on that as I have already jinxed myself enough by talking about it so much. I would just ask that everyone keep those good vibes coming my way.I don't have a whole lot to say at the moment, so I thought I would share this story. That's right folks, after an extended hiatus, I bring you Penises in the News. According to a study done by some researcher in China, Asian men don't really have much smaller penises than westerners. Italians took the prize, followed by Americans and then Germans.
Now, I'm of the mind that this study was fairly worthless, since they only examined flacid members. I mean, shit, if they were going to go to the trouble of taking a ruler to all these penises, they might as well have taken the extra time to break out some porn to help them stand at attention. Sheesh. And while they were at it, they could have examined post-pool shrinkage. Do some shrink more than others? I should've been a scientist. At least I would've asked the right questions.
Okay, that's it for now. I'm off to watch Robot Chicken in bed.
posted by Skrambled Egghead Reborn @ 10:43 PM
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